Tech Proverbs

July 14, 2012 |

 Many a true word is spoken in Tech – my Friend

 

  • Home is where you hang your @.
  • The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
  • A rolling Blackberry gathers no moss
  • A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
  • You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.
  • C:\ is the root of all directories.
  • Don’t put all your hypes in one home page.
  • Too many clicks spoil the browse.
  • A snow leopard cannot change its spots.
  • The geek shall inherit the earth.
  • A chat has nine lives.
  • Don’t byte off more than you can view.
  • What boots up must come down.
  • Windows will never cease.
  • Virtual reality is its own reward.
  • Modulation in all things.
  • A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
  • Know what to expect before you connect.
  • Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
  • Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.

 

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